⚡ Crazy Fast Website

Fastest site on Earth

💯 Perfect Lighthouse Score:100/100/100/100
Performance • Accessibility • Best Practices • SEO

TL;DR: This isn't a cached HTML file. Real code runs at the edge in ~30ms. After your first visit:~4ms from browser cache!

Why so fast? The Simple Version

Most websites live on one computer somewhere far away. Every time you visit, your request has to travel there and back. That takes time.

This site? It's copied to 200+locations around the world. When you visit, you get the copy that's closest to you. And after your first visit, your browser keeps its own copy - so it doesn't even need to ask.

The Nerdy Version

• Cloudflare Workers Real JavaScript runs at 200+edge locations. Not a cached file.
• Service Worker Cache-first strategy. Repeat visits skip the network entirely.
• ~2.5KB Brotli Smaller than most images.
• Inline everything Zero external requests. CSS and JS embedded.
• System fonts No FOIT, no layout shift.
• Immutable caching Cache-Control:max-age=31536000, immutable

Two Speeds

🌍 First visit: ~30ms. Real JavaScript executes at the edge.

⚡ Cached visit: ~4ms from your browser. Network never touched.